Help.

I do not hate my family, but at moments I wish I had the strongest drink possible.

Today was one of those days.

I was getting something ready for the easter dinner when my mom asked me if I ever had any meds for my ADD(it's really bad) and then talked about how I was diagnosed with it but never got any meds. After that, we went down the grocery list of the diagnoses that I got from the psycharitrist that shall not be named(she was good though) until my grandmother said "PTSD, why was she diagnosed with that?"

My mom says calmly "For abuse, she was sexually abused"

My grandmother gave me the look of "yeah right" and kept doing whatever. Mom tried to say what happened, but she had it all wrong(ages and such) so I told her.

There was a few minutes of quiet until my mom said "Well the guy who did the thing is still alive, let's go kill him" , with a smile on her face.

I didn't get the humor in that.

Before this lovely incident, I went to Colfax to see my family and I tell you..it was a BAD IDEA. I had to sit there hearing about how my meds must be working because I seem so sane...

Guys, I tell you...

I need either a hug or a drink.

Friends Only Pictures..men on parade?

It's Wedsday, and we all know what that day means: clean out the litterbox day. No, wait! It's also another day. It's the day that my SO is off of work. And being the kind, giving person that he is...

He washes the dishes that are left over from last night while I write in my blog and check my account on OTAKUBOOTY. Nothing too interesting until I realize that I have a friend whose decided to let me see their friend only pictures. I won't say what constitutes friend only pictures, but I will tell you this...

If I ever decide to take thousands of pictures of me in various states of undress, cosplay, or bondage wear...my friends will know first.

In fact, that leads me to a question. For a girl who is pretty much like *ack don't wanna be the naked*, what friends only pictures should I put? What characters should I dress up as? Should I wear wigs or no?

Friends, you tell me...because I am more clueless(even though I read what to do) on what you guys(meaning everyone) wants.

Much love,

Noir

Every...Freaking...Time

I was reading this comic today, and I tell you..no I ASK you to reread the last frame, and replace it with "bible".

I won't lie, I seriously thought it was just your basic conversation that an Atheist has with a Christian. Let's think about that for a second. Could it be that I along with others have bought the idea that everyone and their mother is a Christian? You betcha. It's something I seriously thought for the longest time. I didn't meet my first Jewish person until I was in 4th grade, and even then I think I scared her because I was like "wow, that is so cool!". I didn't meet a Muslim until I was in college, and I had to go to LSU for that one. First Hindi? LSU. First Atheist? Somewhere in High School but I was too busy witnessing to them to really listen to their thoughts and ideas. Why? Because I wasn't really taught how to deal with anyone who thought differently than me, unless you count the "witness to them until they repent" part.
Note: To anyone who knew me in high school, I am so sorry!
Anyway, back to what I am trying to say. What am I trying to say? I am trying to say that in a way, my upbringing sheltered me to the point where I couldn't function with different people. There are moments where I fall into "faulty Christian thinking" and have to shake myself silly going "okay, this is NOT a theocracy..try the f$%k again".

And that's all I am going to say about that.

Best Bathrooms in East Baton Rouge

If I had a camera, I'd show you the best bathroom in East Baton Rouge. But since I do not, I shall instead tell you about it.

Surprisingly, the best bathroom is in the Best Buy near the Mall of Louisiana. It has great suction(I mean if you put a melon in there, it would just suck it down!) and is cleaner than most of the bathrooms around here.

The worst bathroom in East Baton Rouge? Wal-Mart near Bethany World Prayer Center. I know I am going to get some jokes on that, but let's think about it. The bathroom is dark, dank, and possibly only sees cleaning agents at least every other day. But if I were paid the horrible wages, I'd slack off too. And before someone says "OMG, how could you say that, you are teh evil!!", let me say this:

1. I like wal-mart.
2. I hate icky public restrooms.
3. It's an opinion, get over it.

Anyway, so that's all I have to say for today. Don't eat too much and Goddess/God Bless or something.